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How to Have a Basic Bitch Autumn



Hey Bitches! I actually had a lot of fun writing the How to have a Basic Bitch Summer article so naturally, I'm now here to show you how to be the best damn Fall time basic bitch you can be.

Anyways, to follow my Basic Bitch Summer how to, you can read that here, I have for you, a guide on How to have a Basic Bitch Autumn.

That Auburn Hair

Because you know, you gotta match the dead leaves n shit. While you're at it, might as well get the whole Rachel Lob. You know you still think it's cute. Don't lie to me with that "It's out of style" bullshit.

Riding Boots and Brown Vests

Han Solo would be so proud

Scented Fall Stuff

Time to get out the candles and wax warmers! Cinnamon, hazelnut, oatmeal cookie, apple pie. All them warm autumn smells. Be sure to drop at least $120 on candles and wax this fall. I feel like that’s the average among most women anyways.

Fuckin Pumpkin Spice Everything

Yes, the one you’ve all been waiting for me to list. Pumpkin. Spice.

Coffee, coffee creamer, cookies, candles, Oreos, chips, snack bars, alcohol, face creme, lotion, room spray, dryer sheets, fabric softener, lysol. If a bitch uses it, it probably comes in pumpkin spice in the fall. Bitches love pumpkin.

Extreme Filtered Pictures at Coffee Shops

because you know, gotta show everyone how cool you are by buying

Oversized Sweaters

Yes, the one you’ve all been waiting for me to list. Pumpkin. Spice.

Coffee, coffee creamer, cookies, candles, Oreos, chips, snack bars, alcohol, face creme, lotion, room spray, dryer sheets, fabric softener, lysol. If a bitch uses it, it probably comes in pumpkin spice in the fall. Bitches love pumpkin.

Fall is a pretty simple time so hence this super simple list. I would love to hear about the super basic bitch things you do in the fall time. Let me know in the comments and as always, thanks for reading! xx

#Pumpkin #autumn #RidingBoots #Pumpkinspice #Fall #OversizedSweaters #sweater

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Meet the Midnight Queen

Hi! I'm Jaymie Page AKA The Midnight Queen. I'm a twenty something year old and a mom of one amazing little boy. I'm fumbling through the blunderbuss of being a semi-single mom and trying to make it in this world. I want to give my son the life he deserves and this is my journey to making that happen.

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